[my Recipe]

This funny poem about recipes may tell the reasons why it didn't taste like it should ..

I didn't have potatoes,so I substituted rice.
Didn't have paprika,so I used another spice.
I didn't have tomato sauce,so I used tomato paste.
A whole can not a half can -I don't believe in waste.
My friend gave me the recipe -he said you couldn't beat it.There must be something wrong with her,I couldn't even eat it.